Twins or Not? (Plus 4 more)?
Railroad
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Monday, 26th of July 2010 03:14:26 AM
1.A very loud, unattractive hard faced woman walks into Tesco with her two Railroad kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the Registered User entrance. The door greeter says ''Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice Joined: Tuesday, 1st of June 2010, 13:41:19 children you've got there. Are they twins?'' The fat ugly woman stops Posts: 1263 screaming long enough to snarl''Of course they bloody aren't, one is nine, Viewed 2973 times the other is seven. Why the hell do you think they 're twins? ....Do they
look alike, you d******d!''''Absolutely not'' replies the greeter ''l just
can not believe anyone would shag you twice!
2.Always poo at work, not
only will you save money on toilet paper, but you will also be getting paid
for it.
3.An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes
an inexpensive vibrator !
4. Don,t buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms.
Just buy ordinary ones and slip a handful of frozen peas inside before you
slip it on.
5. High blood pressure sufferers. Simly cut yourself and
bleed for a while thus reducing pressure in your veins.
langga
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Tuesday, 27th of July 2010 11:13:42 AM
L.O.L. to all 5. 2-5 very similar advice jokes to ones told by langga the late Morecambe & Wise on gardening tips. these were: Registered User Joined: Friday, 21st of May 2010, 23:22:27 How do you make ivy climb faster? Posts: 294 Give her a leg up. Viewed 15681 times
How to make you greenhouse warmer?
Soak it in kerosene and strike a match!
L.O.L.
jellybean
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Wednesday, 28th of July 2010 04:25:11 PM
nice one jill but your jack told em weeks since 9/10 jellybean Registered User Joined: Friday, 21st of May 2010, 02:32:01 Posts: 1560 Viewed 16115 times
Hell Hound
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Thursday, 29th of July 2010 03:31:30 PM
Ha, ha. Hell Hound Registered User Joined: Sunday, 9th of May 2010, 23:39:49 Posts: 236 Viewed 1818 times
clappie
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Friday, 30th of July 2010 05:56:51 PM
some goods one i liked that clappie Registered User Joined: Monday, 26th of April 2010, 02:20:21 Posts: 371 Viewed 10108 times
Tinka Butt
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Saturday, 31st of July 2010 10:46:10 PM
LOL LOL!!!! Tinka Butt Registered User Joined: Wednesday, 21st of April 2010, 04:54:58 Posts: 1830 Viewed 6534 times
boo boo bear
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Sunday, 1st of August 2010 02:57:15 PM
WICKEDLY FUNNY!! .. boo boo bear Registered User Joined: Friday, 21st of May 2010, 04:05:32 Posts: 420 Viewed 6023 times
Cutesy Whootsie
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Monday, 2nd of August 2010 06:46:45 PM
All funny Cutesy Whootsie Registered User Joined: Friday, 4th of June 2010, 23:04:52 Posts: 233 Viewed 11431 times
CHICA
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Tuesday, 3rd of August 2010 03:55:08 PM
nice ones!! CHICA Registered User Joined: Saturday, 5th of June 2010, 20:06:53 Posts: 201 Viewed 6558 times
Granny Getter
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Wednesday, 4th of August 2010 07:13:45 AM
hahahaahahhahaha Granny Getter Registered User Joined: Monday, 3rd of May 2010, 15:50:51 Posts: 616 Viewed 1657 times
Mr. Mean Jeans
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Thursday, 5th of August 2010 07:36:05 PM
Bravo. all of 'em r funny.keep 'em comin..... Mr. Mean Jeans Registered User Joined: Sunday, 13th of June 2010, 17:13:37 Posts: 399 Viewed 3344 times
Beast mc Nasty
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Friday, 6th of August 2010 08:12:23 PM
Haha. Especially number 1 Beast mc Nasty Registered User Joined: Wednesday, 12th of May 2010, 14:44:40 Posts: 1073 Viewed 5673 times
Punky
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Saturday, 7th of August 2010 08:14:12 PM
lol Punky Registered User Joined: Sunday, 30th of May 2010, 10:53:31 Posts: 1623 Viewed 3354 times
The Bubbas
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Sunday, 8th of August 2010 08:00:33 AM
loved the first one good on yer m8 The Bubbas Registered User Joined: Wednesday, 5th of May 2010, 03:59:40 Posts: 592 Viewed 3938 times
Tuna
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Monday, 9th of August 2010 12:29:21 AM
ha ha lol that was a really good one. Tuna Registered User Joined: Friday, 30th of April 2010, 18:37:20 Posts: 299 Viewed 2891 times
woobie
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Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 06:11:43 AM
I have always enjoyed that first joke. (I know people like woobie that. Thanks for the laugh) Registered User Joined: Monday, 10th of May 2010, 12:00:09 Posts: 2025 Viewed 15123 times
Cabbage Patch
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Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 01:49:19 PM
Hee hee very funny, loved number 1. Cabbage Patch Registered User Joined: Saturday, 19th of June 2010, 10:47:31 Posts: 1956 Viewed 13737 times
Bambam
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Thursday, 12th of August 2010 04:08:10 AM
I think many a girl would have a hard time convincting her Bambam fella that number 4 would be fun to try! Registered User Joined: Monday, 7th of June 2010, 19:57:42 All very funny, though. I got a good chuckle Posts: 1692 Viewed 10233 times
Bunchie
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Friday, 13th of August 2010 12:00:18 PM
1 is the best Bunchie Registered User Joined: Friday, 11th of June 2010, 08:09:02 Posts: 1513 Viewed 12697 times
blood rose
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Saturday, 14th of August 2010 02:56:14 AM
ok those are.. blood rose Registered User Joined: Monday, 10th of May 2010, 15:33:02 Posts: 194 Viewed 12733 times
Mickey
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Sunday, 15th of August 2010 01:53:38 PM
lmao..I just got my laugh for the morning. Thank you. Mickey Registered User Joined: Thursday, 17th of June 2010, 16:28:34 Posts: 1365 Viewed 4678 times
boyfiie
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Monday, 16th of August 2010 12:34:39 AM
Number 1 is hilarious. I like the others too. boyfiie Number 3 though......if you got a carried away and the lid fell off, Registered User OOooohhhh!!! Joined: Sunday, 30th of May 2010, 07:31:46 Number 4 sounds quite interesting!!! Ice in the bedroom can be good fun, Posts: 876 I never thought of frozen peas before!!xxx Viewed 4077 times
Ges
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Tuesday, 17th of August 2010 07:19:45 AM
haha.those are all funny. Ges Registered User Joined: Saturday, 22nd of May 2010, 01:31:12 Posts: 217 Viewed 10574 times
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